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“There be giants in Norfolk.” A gravelly Norfolk voice declared. The
voice belonged to the only other occupant in the inn (apart from myself
and my husband of course). The wizened old Norfolk gentleman with
twinkly black button eyes had spoken. We were settled in two comfortable
chairs in one of the many Norfolk inns that hug the coastal road on the
B1159 between Happisburgh
(pronounced Harzbro or Haizbro) and Winterton
on sea (pronounced winterton-on-sea).
It had been one of those days when the weather couldn’t make its
mind up. Was it going to be a summer day, or would it continue to hold
on to its Spring chill. My husband chose not to respond as he was still
eating and his mouth was full of sausage and chips. Unusually I had
finished my lunch before him, though this may have been because he chose
to pinch half my chips when he saw that I was not going to eat them all.
We had frequented this inn before; normally at a weekend when it was
hard to find a chair on which to sit let alone a table on which to perch
with our chosen fayre. But it was a Tuesday and still not yet in season
so when we had pushed open the wooden door to enter, luckily remembering
the need to duck, we had been greeted with a vast array of empty tables
and chairs with the only other occupant this old gentleman who had just
spoken.
The landlord had greeted us as soon as we had entered and we both
believed that he had recognised us from one of our other visits. After
he had placed our two plates containing, in my opinion, an overly
generous portion of sausage and chips he had disappeared out the back.
He assumed, perhaps, that we would be occupied for at least 10-15
minutes with our munching. Which might mean that he hadn’t recognised
us as he would have known that my husband normally only takes 8 minutes
to consume whatever is put in front of him regardless of its size.
I turned to the old gentleman and politely enquired ‘Really?’ I had
learned not to be too ready to dismiss any strange tales made by these
friendly Norfolk folk after having pooh- poohed my neighbour when she
had told me that there was a pyramid in Norfolk. Only to find on a visit
to the National Trust property of Blicking
Hall that she had been speaking the honest truth. “What real ones”
I pursued. Which, thinking about it, was less than an original
statement. “Of course real ones” the elderly gentlemen said “What
other kind are there?” “Where are they? Where do they live and how
many are there?” I enthused. The old man’s eyes appeared to twinkle
even more deeply, obviously pleased with my keen response. “Live?”
said he “Well they don’t live, well not any more. They’re all dead
now but it was an entire family. An entire family of giants.” My
husband had now finished his last chip; swirling it in the last remnants
of tomato ketchup. My husband would quite happily have tomato sauce with
everything if given the opportunity and I was always careful to make
certain that our cupboards were stocked with at least two bottles of it.
So that as he finished the first, the second was ready and waiting.
“So where DID they live?” My husband asked. “Why West Somerton of
course.” the old man said. He answered as though he expected my
husband to have known this. “Down yonder.” He pointed vaguely in the
direction of one of the small windows that overlooked the inn’s car
park. “You can still see their graves.” he said. So
it was that as we left the inn, instead of heading home to our house on
the hill (one of the few in Norfolk) on the Norfolk Coast, we pointed
the nose of our little MG in the direction of West Somerton and the
church of St. Mary’s.
If you have ever been to West Somerton then you will know that it is a
small, pretty little village made up of a few cottages and houses that
straddle the B1159 road. The church of St. Mary’s is slightly outside
the village along a narrow sandy lane with a pocket handkerchief-sized
car park. The building is attractive with a round fifty-five foot
tower all done in a cream colour, which looks like it should have
Rapuntzel leaning out from its topmost window with all her long hair.
The backdrop of the chuchyard was slightly incongruous as peeping over
the churchyards wall were a number of ultra modern up to-date
wind-turbine machines with their turning white sails.
The sun decided to come out for a spell as we traipsed through the long
grass of the churchyard. My husband, from his slightly loftier position
of six foot one, spotted what appeared to be a sarcophagus-like tomb on
four feet to the north of the east end of the church. We both made a
beeline for it.
And there he was:- Robert Hales ‘The Norfolk Giant’ surrounded by
the graves of his family and relations. Back home, and yet more tomato
sauce this time with a nice cheese omelette made by yours truly, I
decided to try and find out some more details about Mr. Robert Hales and
his life in Norfolk. I found some conflicting evidence but this, so far,
is what I have learned.
Robert Hales was born to William and Ann Hales on 2nd May 1820 in the
village of West Somerton. He was one of nine children. Their home was a
cottage near the post office which unfortunately was demolished in
1963. Both his mother and father were over six feet tall, his five
sisters averaged around six foot three and his brothers six foot five
inches. However, one of his sisters Mary, measured seven foot two
inches. Robert himself grew to a dizzy height of seven feet eight
inches; a Giant by any standard. He weighed-in at over 32 stone with a
chest and waist measurement which exceeded 64 inches. According to all
accounts Robert was a good looking fellow, in perfect proportion, albeit
rather tall. In the same village there were two sisters, Mary and Anne
Laskey, who it is said measured eight foot and seven foot six inches
respectively. A grave to one Mary Laskey can be seen in the churchyard
close to the Hales graves. So one wonders if there was something in the
water!
Roberts father William was a farmer but Robert initially became a
Norfolk wherryman. Wherries were the sailing craft peculiar to Norfolk
with a shallow hull which made navigating the still waters of the Broads
easier. They were used to ship grain, coal, timber and liquor between
Norwich and Great Yarmouth and all the villages in between.
Then at the age of thirteen he enlisted in the Royal Navy but some three
and a half years later they paid him off as he had become too big,
probably for the ship and the cook! So Robert took to the road in a
bright yellow caravan and exhibited himself at the Tombland Fair in
Norwich and also on the Britannia Fair in Great Yarmouth along with
other curiosities. His sister Mary also accompanied him though at some
later stage they parted as Mary is said to have died of new pneumonia in
Guernsey at quite a young age.
Robert at the age of twenty was presented to Queen Victoria and Prince
Albert. The Queen remarked on his likeness to George the fourth her
uncle. In 1848 Robert Hales took his physique to New York, the trip is
said to have been sponsored by the American Museum who at that time was
being run by Barnum. This is the famous PT Barnum who went on to become
the Barnum and Bailey circus. In 1848 he collected curiosities from
around the world some genuine, some fake and some even dead. a mermaid,
some giants and dwarfs. One dwarf was the well-known General Tom Thumb.
Barnum also employed the tallest woman in the world one Anna Swan was
billed at a height of eight feet. Robert Hales toured America for two
years bringing in huge crowds wherever he went.
He returned to England as a celebrity and was invited to Buckingham
Palace where he, again, met Queen Victoria, Prince Albert and six of
their children. The Queen even presented him with a gold watch and chain
in memory of his visit which he wore until he died. I understand that
some of Queen Victoria’s children were rather alarmed at meeting a
real 'live giant'. Princess Louise who was only four years old at the
time of his visit, was 'much alarmed'. They needn’t have worried as by
all account Robert was a very gentle, even-tempered man. Tired of
touring Robert became the landlord of the Craven Head Tavern in Drury
Lane, London. Though I have also found reports that his inn was in
Sheffield but I think it more likely to have been London, especially as
I have managed to find reference to a Craven Head Tavern near Drury
Lane. He eventually came back to Norfolk in a caravan at Cumber Corner
at Beighton. As his health deteriorated he sold leaftlets about his life
and times both in Norwich and Great Yarmouth. He died in 1863 in Great
Yarmouth and his body was returned to his home of West Somerton to be
buried.
So there we have it. “There BE ‘Giants’ in Norfolk”.”The old
gentleman had spoken the truth. The wording on the tomb - "Beneath
are deposited the mortal remains of Robert Hales the Norfolk Giant whose
height was 7 feet 8 inches. He died at Great Yarmouth on 22nd November
1865. Render the dust must be your bed, vain are opposing powers. The
wise the strong and crowned heads must lie as low as ours. This tomb is
erected by an affectionate widow. His age is actually displayed on
the tomb as being 50 but according to my arithmetic he was in fact only
43.
Additional information
on Robert Hales from a Relative!

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